Okay wow I just had the weirdest dream ever. I have to hurry and write it down before it gets corrupted.
Key:
If it's normal text like this, it's what I know I remember.
[if it's in brackets, then it's made up based on what I remember.]
(If it's in parentheses, then it's probably to explain something.)
Any names of real people used in this dream are purely coincidental. I am not using your name to mean anything, it's just what I remember.
- - - - - - - - - - Begin Dream. - - - - - - - - - -
[This apparently takes place on a military base, where we are fighting some kind of war against an alien race. (Think, War of the Worlds tripod monsters, except half-size, they aren't getting sick, and with no shields, so we actually have a chance, and it's not just a waiting game)]
The first thing I remember was that I was sitting in an [auditorium]. I was taking to some girls who were sitting next to me; we were exchanging cell phone numbers. I remember I was having a hard time since my phone was acting up because of a weird screen resolution or theme that wouldn't let me get to the phone book. I had taken too long so the girl in the purple shirt next to me had left while I was getting the girl in front of me's number. What she actually had given me was a [website link], and it directed me to some art page where she was.
The next thing that happened was that someone gave me a radio of sorts; someone was trying to talk to me, so I pointed it around looking for a signal. [I don't remember the conversation] but he was asking for me by name. I walked in that direction out of the auditorium and continued to talk.
[Somehow] I ended up in a [war-zone] of sorts; there were men lying down in a barricade/camouflage line thing. [The man who had given me the radio directed me to] climb into an open slot, and so I did. [I continued to talk to the radio] We were given the signal to pack it up so I did what everyone else was: I got up, folded the camouflage in half and zipped it up (maybe you can visualize that). I turned around to see [Anne Marie (or/and someone else I knew, but I think it was her) ]. Someone commented on how the [previously occupied] slots looked like [an engine?], how the places where people had been were the hottest/red colored, and the places where no-one had been were cold/blue, [and where I had been was] orange, [sort of in the middle]. (I don't understand how any of this would be possible because those colors correspond to what you would be seeing through a heat sensing camera, but we were seeing it with our own eyes)
The men who had packed up moved to an area behind the barrier, so I followed. [I didn't see where they went, but] there was an open shipping container (the big long metal ones with corrugated sides) and people [(maybe the people I was talking about before?)] were going in so I followed. [What surprised me was that] it didn't end in a blocked door; it exited into a warehouse, where food was being kept. [(If you can imagine Costco, it's be just like that, with towering shelves with crates of food and no clothing)] [something else happened here] I saw a line or people forming, and it seemed to be for food, so I walked up [and apparently I was with someone (who I knew?), I don't remember who]. There was a man standing near the opening or another shipping container, with three bowls at his feet, one in his hand, and he said, "The noodle line starts here". The only indication of noodles I was were inside the shipping container, except they were like, pasta "elbows" 2-3" across/in diameter. [My friend/]the person next to me began talking to him, [apparently to distract him] because he slowly started stepping onto the bowls on the ground. At some point the man noticed, looked down, displayed disappointment and disgust,[ threw the bowl he was holding to the ground,] and walked away. The person next to me then picked up some green something out of one of the bowls, wiped it off on his shirt, and ate it. I walked away after that.
He walked into another area [(The shipping container seemed to divide the warehouse in different sections)] where I saw Some more stuff. Down one isle, an old woman with a shopping cart slowly picking out bits of food. In another area a bunch of people fighting over food. The first was a two men talking about watermelons, which erupted into a brawl. [The watermelons were overhead], so I tried to stop it. The just told me to but out. Another group of people were fighting, but this time it was some kind of purple fruit (maybe plums?). I yelled "STOP!" as loud as I could, but the only people who turned were the ones not fighting. I watched the plums get dumped into the fight. The fruit was then smashed.
I had ended up in the isle where the lady's cart was, but she wasn't there. I turned and saw Chris Mallec doing a "shot-put"-type spinny-throw with a watermelon, aimed directly at me. I dodged, and wondered what he was doing. He continued to throw other items at me, one of which was a container of round, yellow candy. This spread over the floor, blocking me from running away. I took cover behind the shopping cart, and began to push it forward. He somehow managed to hit me with some mangoes even though I was behind the cart (curveballs? or should I saw "curvemangoes"...). I also remember catching some round container of candy and trying to use it to deflect more candy back at him; I missed. When he stopped firing, I yelled "Why are you doing this?". He put a hand to his face and pulled off this yellow-rubber like stuff. Underneath the mask was the "Noodle Line" man from before. I yelled "I didn't do anything" and he walked off.
- - - - - - - - - - End dream. - - - - - - - - - -
At this point, either I woke up, or I can't remember anything afterwards.
And now back to your regularly scheduled normal blog post:
So yesterday I returned a book to my friend's house. She lives 4.4 or 3.2 miles away, depending on which route you take. I took both! On a bike! Hooray 7.6 miles of biking!
Speaking of that book, I finally read the entire MeruPuri Manga series. Hooray. And that's enough of that.
Stupid APEC. I figure, if I do 5 pages (10 sides) every day until the 29th, I'll make it. (And yet here I am writing a blog post)
It's 8:47 AM or something and I want breakfast. Bye now.